Pronouncing Words and Rubber bands are delicious!
I’m reviewing my B-Roll on this Sony DV Cam and I can’t look at myself…it’s horrible! I have too much Pelo..I need a hair cut…and I need to pronounce Resources right! I forgot to get rid of my rubber bands and I couldn’t open my mouth:( Which caused me to pronounce Career Resources like Cindy from The Brady Bunch…But for some reason, if I speak in like a british accent I sound very professional. I’m now going to lie and say I’m british if I don’t get hired in the future…Take all my tapes, do them Voice Overs in a british accent and I guarantee you I will get a job :) That’s Plan J! Plan H is doing the australian accent!! Plan Z is still in progress…oh wait I know that’s me doing the Anderson Cooper thing…going to all the dangerous locations and almost get bullets thrown at me…How exciting…But today I told my brother that when I’m like 90 years old or close enough to die, that i’m gonna risk it all!! I’m going to take revenge on all the malicious people..so if I hear that some guy or chick robbed someone, I’m going after them! take my katana or samurai sword with me, (BTW A scientologist killed a Samurai, read all about it on the Sun Times) and well with that sword run after the crook and slice them!! I always wanted to hurt evil people! Can’t believe those suicide bombers in India…Now i’m freaked out when I go to Paris, what if something bad happens! Ay no! Que voy hacer! I know report it! via skype because i’m poor person and service is free…I have an interview with CBS!! On Tuesday!! And that same day, I have to go to the ortho:(…time for the doc to yell at me for not wearing my rubber bands when i eat..I’ve been eating rubber bands around 5 a week..They add rougness to my food….They are latex too, which could cause an allergic reaction, but I’m not allergic..wish I was…I’m not sure if it’s bad if I’ve been eating around 5 to 7 a week…my poor stomach…What if I eat one, cough while swallowing and it goes down my esophagus and into the flap of the epiglottis..That’s bad! There is my excuse to the ortho if he gets mad that I’m not wearing them as I should…Why am I watching The terminator…?
